this shirt is sold out.
1. I always wanted to have my own Scissor Sisters-inspired Broadway interpretation of John Lithgow's character in Footloose.
- AND -
2. I can't pretend that American clothing companies make shirts in sizes that actually fit Americans.
Screenprinters of fine handcrafted apparel - STOP MAKING AWESOME CLOTHING EXCLUSIVELY IN SIZES THAT DO NOT COVER MY BIG BOOBS OR FAT ASS.
See this? This money I am waving in your face. Hipster-aesthetic be damned, "art" shouldn't exclude me.